Riding the Lakefront Part 3

The silence of the car...sitting there...thinking about the call I had just experienced...was deafening! What began as my usual bike ride ended in a catostrophic state of affairs. What began as just this innocent ride ended with the creation of a black mailed sex slave about to embark on an unbelievable series of escapades with no end in sight. I lost interest in the radio. I lost interest in stopping at the gym to clean up. I lost interest in getting something to eat. These were the routines I lived every Wednesday night and Saturday morning. But, today...tonight...was different. I sat there smelling the effects of their piss on my bike shorts/shirt thinking how I would like to burn them...but then, that would serve no purpose. Besides, that would be something else to explain at home how I had to drive home naked. No, I just had to sneak in the house quickly to the shower. Them having my phone number sucked, I thought. What the hell do I tell my long time roommate? I slipped and fell in a urinal? How do I explain peculiar phone calls? A break in my usual routine?

I pulled by the mail box to get the mail when my lesbian neighbor, Kara, came over.
"Got the strangest call. Someone from your guy wanting to know if you got home ok...that they were worried about you after your party tonight. Said you fell in a real dicy situation and might smell a bit. DAMN! THEY WERE RIGHT! WHAT DID YOU FALL INTO???? You smell like a urinal!"
Those pricks..called my neighbors!
"That is about it....actually, a freak thing happened and believe it or not, I got doused by a 5 gallon bucket of piss. The water wasn't working at the gym and they were saving piss in this bucket. I didn't see it and it tipped over...YES...on to me! Soaked my clothes..But no water at the gym and what would I do? go to a motel and ask to use their shower???? so i drove home...that was SO nice of them to show they cared."
Assholes!
"Don't say anything to Lisa ....don't think she would understand. You know what a prude she is!"
"Safe with us...love you!"
"Love you guys too." I picked up the mail and was backing up to turn in the driveway when the phone rang.