A busy Friday night

I also got my camera ready. I stripped out of my clothes and went to my closet. In the bottom, I have a trunk with all of my girly clothes and toys. I laid out a sexy outfit of a black garter belt, red sheer stockings and a black and red sheer lacy bra. I decided I would wear my Lucite 5 inch platform heels, a black skirt, and a sheer white long sleeve ruffle blouse. I picked out a long black wig, and a few pieces of costume jewelry. I also laid out 3 sizes of butt plugs, a jar of lube, nipple clamps, and the large black dildo I just purchased. Just looking at all of this laid out on the bed made me hard, but I needed to be patient and take a shower.

Also in my trunk, I had about a half ounce of premium hydro. I packed a bowl, took a few long tokes, and headed for the shower. I gave myself an enema, showered up, shaved, and then headed for the kitchen where I took a bottle of vodka from the freezer, and had a nice long pull. Within a few minutes, I was really buzzing and feeling warm. Back to the bathroom, now that the steam cleared, and I helped myself to some of my wife’s makeup. A little foundation, some eye shadow, eye liner and mascara, some blush, and a healthy dose of pink lipstick. I went to the bedroom, and put on my wig. Damn I was horny! I kept looking at myself in the mirror, and stroking my rigid cock. I put on the bra first, and being a little chubby, my man-boobs filled it out nicely. I then put on my garter and stockings, slipped into my skirt, and eased my sheer white blouse onto my body. My cock was pushing against my skirt, and for a minute I considered wearing a pair of panties, but I just figured they’d be off in a minute anyway. I then took the poppers I just bought, unscrewed the cap, and took a few deep whiffs. I instantly felt the warm rush, and reached for my lube, and the smallest of the butt-plugs. I lubed it up, and slid it into my hungry little asshole. I find that using a small butt-plug while dressed, helps add a little wiggle to my walk.